For Catlin, I wore satin
Which I looked really fat in
Then again, you should have seen her man Ken
All those calories he logged up
Till his arteries clogged up
He died on the couch, watching ESPN
Too many weddings, too many dresses
That all make my hips look so wide
Not a gown I'd re-use
Ditto, the matching shoes
Always a bridesmaid, never a bride
From the song "Always A Bridesmaid, Never A Bride" by Jimmy Roberts and Joe DiPietro, in the musical I Love You, You're Perfect, Now Change
Today Middle Sis and I went to see the dressmaker about bridesmaids dresses... muahahahahaha...
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